Dillierama

Note to self

After you go for a walk, ALWAYS check the pockets of your hoodie BEFORE throwing it in the wash.  While your MP3 player might have made it through the spin cycle, it most certainly met its end in the dryer on high heat.

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm... watching too much SpongeBob.

I ordered a new filter for my vacuum the other day. The thing was a year overdue for replacement and was just nasty. The new filter arrived on Friday and as John was walking in the door with the package I got so excited, I squealed. SQUEALED!  "Oooh!  My new filter! YAY!"  I opened up the package like a kid on Christmas day and immediately put it in my vacuum and proceeded to rid my entire home of floor dirt.

If that's not a true sign of being ready to be a housewife, I don't know what is.

I actually thought about taking a picture of it

This morning I woke to find that my cat had puked an exact map of the Hawaiian islands on my bedroom floor.  I was so impressed, I didn't even get mad.

Dreamland

So apparently I've begun to talk in my sleep.  Two nights in a row now, John has told me that I've woken him up with my jabbering and laughing in my sleep. Apparently Tuesday night I woke him up laughing and told him that Alex was being funny.  Last night apparently I was speaking in tounges, he couldn't understand what I was saying.

This worries me.  Who knows what trouble my dreams could get me into with John! The ones I remember usually center around my day to day life with John and Alex, sometimes with a scary clown or a poker playing unicorn thrown in.  But since I've seen Superman Returns, Brandon Routh has been known to make an appearance from time to time, and for John's sake, I hope I can manage to keep my yap shut while flying around Metropolis with him.  A man doesn't need to be woken up in the middle of the night to his wife saying "Fly me Superman! Fly me!"

Addictions

I can't stop sniffing Alex's head, or nibbling his little tic tac toes, or tracing his eyebrows with my finger.  I can't get enough.  I am completely addicted.

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All you hexakosioihexehontahexaphobics had better take a sick day today.