Tonight, Alex had gone to bed and I'm channel surfing, desperately looking for something to watch. I pass up American Idol dubbed in Spanish, I pass up CNN and their non-stop coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's funeral arrangements, I pass up what appears to be a French lesbian porn with Spanish subtitles and I come to a show featuring a woman and three men sitting in comfortable looking sofas and chairs. The woman is holding some sort of plush puppet and appeared to be the host of the show, pointing to parts of the puppet and explaining things in Spanish. I'm curious, even though I don't understand what they are saying. I'm even more curious about what the hell this puppet is supposed to be. It's big, about the size of the woman's head. It's mostly red with lighter pink strips of material that could be lips of some sort around the mouth that appears to open vertically. There are no discernible eyes, but it appears to have a little round nose just above the sideways mouth... oh... my... God... It's a giant puppet vagina.
Huh, that's something you don't see every day.
The show turned out to be called: Alessandra Para Hombres (Alessandra for men). Alessandra is apparently a sexologist or a professional sex educator (do you need a degree for that?) and her show is essentially teaching men how to seduce and satisfy their women. She is extremely thorough in her teaching, having the men practice different techniques of manually pleasuring the giant puppet vagina. She had some pretty novel suggestions and I wish I could have understood her better so I could explain them in detail to John later.
