Five ways in which Alex has hurt himself this week

1. Managed to find the one inch section of unprotected fireplace hearth  to fall on (the rest is covered with a pool noodle) and scraped his cheek
2. Chased a ball under the keyboard of the piano, retrieved it and stood up fast and bonked his head
3. Running naked into my bathroom to take a shower (he LOVES showers, I don't know why), tripped on the bathmat and fell flat on his face and cut his bottom lip with his teeth
4. Playing with the pillows on my bed, jumped onto one of them and bounced right off the bed
5. Closing one of my kitchen cupboards (after throwing all the tupperware out onto the floor of course) he pinched his fingers in the door.